Glimpses Into the Soul of a TwentySomething
ARE YOU A MAN OR A MOUSE?
Anonymous

scp-wiki-official:

I AM A WOMAN.

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runofthemillsocialist:

lettucewithfeet:

runofthemillsocialist:

We are closest to God when we are peeling potatoes.

may I demand some context?

It’s just a true statement.

gaslightgallows:

delicatelytoobear:

deadgodjess:

gaslightgallows:

eliciaforever:

mysticmiind:

eliciaforever:

Fun fact: Crisco was such a commonly used lube by gay men in the 70s that there was an entire ballroom scene nightclub called the Crisco Disco in New York City which had a DJ booth constructed out of a giant Crisco container.

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I’m just wondering if it was actually safe to use as lube…..

It absolutely is! Crisco is a vegetable oil, which means it’s safe to use, even with condoms (whereas baby oil and petroleum jelly destroys latex and can cause irritation and infection).

And it’s kosher!

This looks like the pitch for the most progressive crisco ad ever and frankly win.

“Crisco, you can fuck with it!”

“Ritually pure for both dairy AND meat!”

kavinksybaby:

quicsilver:

why would i fuck a demon? simple, the status. imagine rolling up into hell already havin had ur back blown out by one of their own. imagine you and a gang of other losers standin at the gates of hell, they’re all crying, scared to death about having a pitchfork up their ass for eternity and you just walk into the arms of your sugar demon? legendary.

this post spoke to me on levels many of you will never understand

positive-memes:
“Old but still wholesome
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positive-memes:

Old but still wholesome

delilahmidnight:

queen-baelin:

bloodreadlipstick:

republicandoorknob:

liberalsarecool:

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The House needs to subpoena DHS Sec Nielsen and ‘shittest human’ winner Stephen Miller.

This barbaric policy has to end. Targeting children for torturous conditions is criminal.

Those who target children deserve maximum criticism. 

In the end, it’s cheaper to bring a few kids back from the brink of death than it is to make more humane policies.

border patrol is straight up evil

Decidedly unfriendly reminder that this is still happening

andreii-tarkovsky:

andreii-tarkovsky:

omg let’s not forget that year the king’s speech won best production design for locations that already existed and were actually used to film gay porn movies.

an iconic moment in oscar history

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deadpoolsbottombitch:

Just a reminder that K9s and police dogs are not cute. They are not “uwu smol pupper bean trying their best!1!1!” They are a twisted and evil creation of white supremacy and police violence. They are abused, tortured, and trained to maul victims to death unless they are removed with brute force. They are trained to attack harder if the victim adopts a defensive (nonthreatening) strance. They are *racist*, frequently trained to be particularly violent to black folks. And the vast majority of them are abused and euthanized. Remember this the next time you see a seeminly cute picture of a German Shepherd puppy in a too-large K9 vest: that dog is going to be trained to murder and brutalize, it is going to be tortured throughout training and service, and it will be killed just as thoughtlessly as its victims when it is no longer of use.

K9 units are police brutality.